I mentioned in an earlier post that we had a retirement party for our Pastor...and since we collectively decided that just closing the doors of the church was a bad idea...We have something big going on with another local church.
Anyway, that being said - Sunday was the first day of a guest Pastor - so I went. For support. To check her out. But also because I promised I would.
I left my heathen husband and 'too young to have an opinion about a higher power' spawn at home.
I was gone from the house for about two hours I guess.
And I came home to THIS!!!
You see? Great things happen when you go to church! Your spouse will buy you a far too expensive gaming console with blue ray! Oh Happy Day!
You see, I'm not much of a 'girly girl'. I don't like bees, but I have no problem jabbing a hook up a worms ass. I had no idea what a Manolo Blahnik was (or how to spell it apparently) until I read it in another blog. I love football, hockey, a six pack and video games.
With the addition of my new PS3 - I do believe that my honorary penis grew a little.
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5 comments:
Does a worm have an ass?
toasting you with my toolbox!
play on.
Ahhh a girl after my own non girly girl heart. I'll come stick hooks into worms while we watch Blue Ray on the PS3 anyday!!
So you're saying that the next time I go to church, the personal chef I've always wanted will be waiting for me when I get home?!?! Sweet! Is it Sunday yet?
That goatee does WONDERs for the manthing--- maybe I oughta grow mine back- cuz I been a bit...um...in you hubby's words "DOMESTICATED"-- ASK him-- I was gonna try and start some shit-- thank goodenss I didnt cuz ALL I CAN SAY IS--- HOLY BOOYAA!!! MM has the Nards of a Bull Moose in HEAT-- extra props for busting out the PS3 while you were at CHURCH!!!
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